The Grimoire of the Diet

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Introduction

So you've seen the little guidelines — now for the full guide.

Bear in mind that everything here is to be adjusted a little to you.

I've done calorie counting over the years with some success, but the issue is all the fiddling with the numbers. There's only one metric I track — how much protein I eat. That dictates the amount of meat, powder, and so on that I consume. The rest is all down to portion control of food groups.

There are a number of diet plans here, but all follow the same basic approach. Think of it more like a scale that changes depending on the goal.

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Food Groups

Let's divide our food up.

Lean Protein

Lean and white meats, lean protein shakes, egg whites. Anything where there are more than trace amounts of carbohydrates or fats included with the protein.

Non-Lean Protein

Eggs, red meats, vegan protein sources, milk, most dairy foods. Anything where protein is a large portion of the food but it also contains a significant amount of carbohydrates and/or fats.

Fibrous Carbs

Most vegetables and salad, and some watery fruits. These contain low amounts of carbohydrates and high amounts of fibre and/or water. There really isn't a limit to how much of this you can eat.

Starchy & Sugary Carbs

Potatoes, fruits, cereals, booze, and so on. These contain sugars — either complex or simple. Some may be high in fibre too, but the key difference is that they have a higher caloric value than fibrous carbs.

Added Fats

Oils, nuts, and anything that gets added to food that is predominantly fat. High in calories for very small amounts. Fats are essential to a diet though — don't eliminate everything.

Processed Foods

This category exists to highlight something important. Nearly all processed foods contain both fats and sugars of some kind — making them highly caloric. This combination is also highly palatable to humans and triggers all the survival responses that make you keep eating. Not saying to remove all processed food, but reducing it to a minimum is always a good move.

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Calorie Requirements

Calories are important, but tracking them is a lot of faff. I prefer focusing on meals and portions instead. Affecting portion sizes will inherently control calorie input.

As for the amount you burn — this varies wildly from person to person, even between people of the same size. My advice is that your body will largely regulate itself. By training, your body is going to use more calories naturally.

I'd rather you focus on the quality of food and the basics of portioning than get bogged down in the details of calories.

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Protein Requirements

This is the only metric to keep an eye on every day.

Look on the back of any food and you'll see a nutrition label listing protein — either per serving or per 100g. Use basic maths to figure out how much you get from the amount you eat during the day.

The amount you're aiming for:

Minimum daily protein (grams) = double your height in inches

That will cover you for a very long time. There's no real upper limit to how much protein you can eat in a day — just make sure you hit the minimum as many days as possible. If you're finding yourself hungry, eat or drink from a lean source.

Sometimes I'll have a really large protein shake containing 100g of protein just to make sure I've already got plenty in before the day is done.

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My Everyday Diet Plan

Largely speaking, I eat a balance of everything without thinking about it too much. I generally favour leaner proteins over non-lean sources — though I do love eggs. This is because I'm not actively trying to change my body composition right now.

On top of that, I make everything from scratch, so it's about 95% home cooked. Eat lots of good food, enjoy little bits of naughty food. Just live and enjoy life.

Oh — and I do eat crisps and chocolate daily, so I'm no saint.

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Fat Loss Plans

This is usually the first stop anyone makes when it comes to diet. What I do is enforce some guidelines depending on how severe I need the fat loss to be — but I always do it in stages. I never jump from no diet to the extreme.

To be honest, Stage 3 is really the limit for 99% of people. Stages 4 and 5 are extreme and are for very short-term use only — really for those aiming for bodybuilding levels of leanness. They definitely affect performance levels.

In all stages: use lean proteins and fibrous carbs to fill up — there is no real limit to how much of either you can have.

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Muscle Gaining Plans

Sometimes you'll want to focus on building muscle. The general principle is that you'll want to increase what you're eating by a bit — but it's the training that's going to make the real difference. And I wouldn't try to build muscle while on any cutting diet.

If you must, then eat more of the right stuff.

There is a rapid bulk approach where you eat roughly double your normal intake. I'm not against it, but it will likely create some short-term fat gain. If you can manage that, go for it. If not, take the slower approach.

But you must make the body use the fuel — otherwise it's just eating a lot.

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